Well, I hope it's a green goblin and not someones mother-in-law or something ..
Mermaid
I guess it was supposed to be sexy, instead it's just ugly (+ the wonderful stars that look as if the tattooer was trying out color samples)
Brandon Lee (The Crow)
The horrifying factor here, comes from the picture selection. There are hundreds of cool pics of The Crow, but this guy chose the happy-smiling clown like one, with Brandon shiting or watching TV ...
Femalish Creature
Rule nr 1. before you get a tat (either in prison, tattoo parlour, or from a weird exhibitonist who steals your cutlery while you sleep) , make sure that he or she can draw better than a preschooler.
Classic Capobianco
A classic example from a pin-up master, Jo Capobianco, and the subject of the temporary site header (temporary until i can be arsed making something better).
Autoportrait
It isn't the worst tat in this collection but the fact that someone tattoos himself his/hers face among some waves and balls is just horrible (or is it Mr. Spock ? That's my second hypothesis ).
New Hotness: Robot Mermaids
With, um, rockets. Tattoo by L.A.Ink's Hannah Aitchison, who is way too good for that ego-wank soap opera.
Whoah, Nudity!
Yup, Bettie Page boobs. This pic blog will be like that. NSFW.
Don't say I didn't warn you, even though I didn't.
Another Jeff Gogue masterwork.
Pin-Up #1
And the dubious honour of being number one goes to Jeff Gogue, for this stunning ink. His newly redesigned website is here.
"Why ?" Heart
Probably it was supposed to be a deep philosophical tattoo, which cannot be understood sober. Instead we have a shitty one.
Rude Girl
Yep, the tampon theme is alive and kicking, accompanied by a gorgeous "rude girl" skull.
P.S. Since when do skulls have lips and eye lashes ? And do I see a band-aid there ?
Portrait
It is hard to depict depths in the face structure, but this tat is so wrong that you need a good dose of investigation to make out the age, let alone the sex.
Good Tat, Bad Tat
"Are you sure that my tattoo will look exactly like this one ?" - "Sure, sure relax..."
Burned Lions
I know that those are supposed to depict lions but Blake's poem fits perfectly here.
Tiger, Tiger, burning bright
In the forest of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
(...)
Jezus With Thunders
Yep, sometimes you wonder if there is anyone on this planet capable of getting a retarded Jezus tattoo, and yes. Human stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
(Thanks a milion Lila for a horribly wonderful source, from which I will publish for some time now)
Cat Angels
You may consider it fantastic. I considder it horrible, thus welcome to this blog tattoo.
After the Groundhog day
We all know the famous groundhog, but did you know that there are tattoos of him ?
And that's the tattoo of him, or at least it looks like Phil, doesn't it ?
And that's the tattoo of him, or at least it looks like Phil, doesn't it ?
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